🧬 Field Guide Card: Oops, All Violence 🧬
Classification: Symbolic Character Relic – Tier 1
Dimensions: 44 x 36 inches
Discovered in the aftermath of a sarcastic one-liner and a perfectly placed chimichanga.
This chaotic relic is bound with irreverence and dyed in shades of red, black, and reckless abandon. Its symmetrical twin-void gaze mimics the mask of a certain anti-hero known for breaking the fourth wall and the laws of physics (and good taste).
Believed to radiate unpredictable energy, Oops, All Violence has been known to boost sarcasm levels, heighten chaos tolerance, and inspire dangerously bold decorating decisions.
Not recommended for use in quiet, minimalist spaces.
Do recommend for those who appreciate: carnage, comedy, and controlled dye-based explosions.
